Just a few

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Wife : Shall I prepare Curry or Soup today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later.

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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:

dear google, please do not behave like my wife...

Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting

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A married man's prayer;

Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away

U gave me youth, u took it away.

U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,

just reminding u......

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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight !

Why the hell did you bring him home for?"

Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"

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Couldn't stop sharing this one...

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh.. darling..love u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??

Boss: I am a lion at home too, But there we have a lion tamer!!!

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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal

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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.

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Best Slogan on a

MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"