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Old 19 October 2009, 12:43 AM   #1
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Bath Test.

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.


'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'


'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'


'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?
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Old 19 October 2009, 01:03 AM   #2
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Old 19 October 2009, 02:55 AM   #3
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Old 19 October 2009, 04:57 AM   #4
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Old 19 October 2009, 02:04 PM   #8
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Old 20 October 2009, 12:30 AM   #10
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Old 20 October 2009, 12:36 AM   #11
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hahaha...good one!
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Old 20 October 2009, 07:23 AM   #12
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