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idk01 · 24 October 2009, 01:37 AM

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
fall over.
6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating...
1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

figbo · 24 October 2009, 02:10 AM

You just described JJ to the tee!

AWATCH · 24 October 2009, 02:14 AM

I GUESS I'M OUT, GOTTA GO PEE

Prince · 24 October 2009, 03:29 AM

figbo · 24 October 2009, 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

What are you laughing about?We are in the same boat!

JJ Irani · 24 October 2009, 06:34 AM

Prince · 24 October 2009, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

What are you laughing about?We are in the same boat!

I know, Rafael! I'm laughing to keep from crying EVEN MORE!!!

limbo · 24 October 2009, 08:11 AM

meloncap78 · 24 October 2009, 08:46 AM

Bisquitlips · 26 October 2009, 03:10 AM

sleddog · 26 October 2009, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

You just described JJ to the tee!

stlmikewild · 26 October 2009, 08:43 AM

I can relate to at least three of these.

Mike

Lion · 26 October 2009, 10:35 AM

Very good!!!

dalip · 28 October 2009, 08:22 PM

dalip · 28 October 2009, 08:43 PM

24 October 2009, 01:37 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have someone else chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating... 1. You keep having to go home to pee. No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

24 October 2009, 02:10 AM	#2
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	You just described JJ to the tee! __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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