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figbo · 27 October 2009, 10:03 PM

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact, " Claudia.... Claudia..." "Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed.."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the the morning, I have sex.
I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course ..
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night.
I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!"

"Not exactly ... I'm a f*cking rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.

dalip · 28 October 2009, 12:18 AM

Lion · 28 October 2009, 01:23 AM

Very funny!!!

Nick1959 · 28 October 2009, 01:30 AM

sleddog · 28 October 2009, 10:29 AM

swatty · 28 October 2009, 11:35 AM

limbo · 28 October 2009, 06:08 PM

idk01 · 28 October 2009, 10:06 PM

27 October 2009, 10:03 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	life after death A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, " Claudia.... Claudia..." "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed.." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course .. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob you must be in Heaven!" "Not exactly ... I'm a fcking rabbit on a golf course in Arizona. __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!!* Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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