The Rolex Forums   The Rolex Watch

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX


Go Back   Rolex Forums - Rolex Forum > General Topics > Jokes & Cartoons

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 28 October 2009, 12:37 AM   #1
alohanakoni
"TRF" Member
 
alohanakoni's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Real Name: Anthony
Location: USA
Watch: Rolex Daytona TT
Posts: 860
Shy Guy

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a
while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean £200?"
__________________
"Chicka chicka bow wow!"
alohanakoni is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 12:38 AM   #2
B Square
"TRF" Member
 
B Square's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Boyd
Location: NC
Posts: 1,815
__________________
16610M
16710Z Pepsi
16570V White
B Square is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 12:48 AM   #3
sandytn
Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Real Name: Sandy
Location: NJ
Posts: 713
Very funny
sandytn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 12:49 AM   #4
dalip
"TRF" Member
 
dalip's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Real Name: Dalip
Location: Mumbai and Perth
Watch: Rolex PAM Omega
Posts: 18,656
__________________



------------------------------------------------------------
"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else." George Bernard Shaw
dalip is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 12:51 AM   #5
AWATCH
"TRF" Member
 
AWATCH's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Real Name: al
Location: GEORGIA
Watch: Explorer II
Posts: 1,759
__________________


Al
AWATCH is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 01:08 AM   #6
Nick1959
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: New York
Watch: Rolex DSSD
Posts: 558
__________________
Regards,
Nick
Rolex Oyster Perpetual, DSSD,TT GMT IIC Daytona SS Breitling Chronomat
CX 20000 Swiss Military,Longine Grande
Nick1959 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 01:21 AM   #7
Lion
"TRF" Member
 
Lion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI
Posts: 21,461
Very funny!!!
__________________

SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#)
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!!
MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley
MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum
Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!
Lion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 04:53 AM   #8
limbo
"TRF" Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sydney
Posts: 4,624
limbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 10:03 PM   #9
idk01
"TRF" Member
 
idk01's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Dave
Location: Australia
Watch: DJ16233TT
Posts: 18,485
__________________
Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth

idk01 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 28 October 2009, 11:01 PM   #10
sleddog
TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
 
sleddog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Real Name: Rob
Location: Nearby.
Posts: 24,930
Just what I'd have done!
__________________
He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!!

TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..
sleddog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 29 October 2009, 12:28 PM   #11
meloncap78
"TRF" Member
 
meloncap78's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Real Name: Joshua
Location: Syracuse, NY
Watch: LV C
Posts: 2,204
meloncap78 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

OCWatches

Asset Appeal

Wrist Aficionado

DavidSW Watches

Takuya Watches

My Watch LLC


*Banners Of The Month*
This space is provided to horological resources.





Copyright ©2004-2024, The Rolex Forums. All Rights Reserved.

ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Rolex is a registered trademark of ROLEX USA. The Rolex Forums is not affiliated with ROLEX USA in any way.